narrydelgay:

doncasturbate:

imagine walking past the frat house and you look up and he is staring out the window and watching your every move

and when he realizes he got caught he’s all like

STAAAAAAAAAAAAHP

flyingdinosaur:

the most depressing part of the day is watching as the sky gradually gets darker and knowing that you have done absolutely nothing productive

thefaultsinourself:

densofaxis:

the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off

that is beautiful